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No, really, I'm OK to drive.
--I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home

I'm not used to these darts.
--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this

You get this one, next round is on me.
--We won't be here long enough to get another round.

I'll get this one, next one is on you.
--Happy hour is about to drafts are a dollar, but by the next round
they'll be $4.50 a pop.

Let get out of here.
--I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet.

Can I get a glass of white zinfandel?
--I'm gay.

Ever try a body shot? (Male to female)
--I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.

I've had like 10 beers already.
--I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.

Who's got the next round?
--I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting

Excuse Me. (Male to female)
--I am going to grope you now.

I'm out of here; I have to work in the morning.
--I owe that guy who just walked in the door 100 bucks and have been avoiding
him since football season.

What do you have on tap?
--What's cheap?

Can I just get a glass of water?
--It's 6:00 am and I just stopped drinking 1/2 hour ago. Hell, I probably
dropped half of my paycheck in here last night, so it's the least you can do for
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