Birthday Boy.
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Birthday Boy

A little boy goes up to his mom and says mommy can take a shower with you?
The mom says no, so the boys goes please it's my birthday Ok says the mom
just don't look up or down Ok I promise says the boy. But as soon as they're
in the shower the boy looks up and says mommy what are those? so the mom says
those are my headlights oh says the boy. Then he looks down and says mommy
what is that? so she says that's my bush oh said the boy.
So later the boy goes up to his dad and says daddy can take a shower with
you? and the dad says no. Please it's my birthday ok said the dad just
don't look down ok I promise said the boy.
But as soon as they're in the shower the boy looks down and says daddy what's
that? so the dad says that's my snake oh said the boy.
So later that night the boy says mommy, daddy can I get in bed with you I had
a bad dream no say his parents. Please it's my birthday Ok said his
parents just don't look under the covers ok I promise said the boy.
But as soon as he's in the bed he looks under the covers and screams mom turn
your head lights there's a snake in your bush!
[Tag]:Birthday Boy
[Time]:5/8/2010
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