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稥ver notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a
parent's hand?
稢leaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the
drive before it has stopped snowing.
?There is only one pretty child in the world and every parent has It.?-
Chinese Proverb.
稩 asked Mom if I was a gifted child ...she said they certainly wouldn't have
paid for me.
稢hildren are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort
to teach them good manners.
稢hildren will soon forget your presents, but they will always remember your
稢hildren seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what
you shouldn't have said.
稵he main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that
there are children more awful than your own.
稡ecoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of
blaming my parents.
稺e did have to childproof our home about 3 years ago ... but somehow they
still get in!
稡e nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
稧randchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
稩nsanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
稺hen mama isn happy, isn anybody happy.
穀ou can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of
the time, but you can never fool a Mom.
稩 love to give homemade gifts ..., which one of my kids does you, want?
稟 child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new
school clothes.
稢hildren: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
稵he best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of
their time each day.
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