Johnnie Cochran On Bill.
Navigation: Home > Nasty&Rude Jokes > Content

Johnnie Cochran On Bill

From the law offices of Johnnie Cochran, Esq, here are the top proposed
closing arguments in the matter of United States Vs Bill Clinton:

* If the dress ain't a mess, he won't need to confess!

* The economy's great, let the white boy skate!

* If the bitch didn't spit, you must aquit!

* If she is not spread eagle, then it's not illegal!

* Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore!

* So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses!

* He cheats on his wife, but it's his personal life!

* Bill won't tell the truth until he sees Ken Starr's proof!

* Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy!

* If the sex is just oral, it's not really immoral!
[Tag]:Johnnie Cochran On Bill
[Friends]: 1. Google 2. Yahoo 3. China Tour 4. Free Games 5. iPhone Wallpapers 6. Free Auto Classifieds 7. Kmcoop Reviews 8. Funny Jokes 9. TuoBoo 10. Auto Classifieds 11. Dressup Games 12. HTC Desire Hd A9191 Review | More...