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World War II Confession

An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession:
'Father, during the Second World War a beautiful woman knocked on my door and
asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic.'

The priest replied, 'That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need
to confess.'

'It's worse, Father. I was weak and told her she must repay me with her sexual
favours.'

'You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if
the Germans had found her. God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good
and the evil and judge you kindly. You are forgiven.'

'Thank you, Father, That's a great load off my mind. I have one more
question.'

'And what is that?' asked the priest.

The old man replied, 'Should I tell her the war is over?'
[Tag]:World War II Confession
[Time]:5/8/2010
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