A Girls Prayer.
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A Girls Prayer

A Girls Prayer

Lord

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask 'How big's my behind?'
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.

Amen.
[Tag]:A Girls Prayer
[Time]:5/8/2010
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