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1. The Great Lion Hunter (3/5/2011)
   A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
2. Three Old Ladies (3/5/2011)
   Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.
3. Being Properly Equipped (3/5/2011)
   A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club: Interviewer: `So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?`
4. The First Time (3/5/2011)
   A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination.
5. No Frills Dentist Appointment (2/27/2011)
   The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry. No fancy stuff, Doctor, he ordered, No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.
6. Same as Doing Business (2/27/2011)
   A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent. One penny?! exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, Yes.
7. Best Memory (2/27/2011)
   Three guys are debating who has the best memory. The first guy says, I can remember the first day of my First Grade class. The second guy says, I can remember my first day at Nursery School !
8. A little old lady (5/8/2010)
   A little old lady walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she
9. Dumb fishermen (5/8/2010)
   Two men are out fishing and they are having great luck. They are catching so fast, they have to go back early. This is so great, says the first guy. We should
10. Alligators for shoes (5/8/2010)
   Once a woman told a man that they use alligators to make shoes. He shook his head and said, What will they teach them to do next?
11. The good sport (5/8/2010)
   John receives a phone call. Hello? he answers. The voice on the other end says, This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago. John: Hmm... Susan? Abou
12. Interesting advice (5/8/2010)
   Fred himself was unable to satisfy his wife. He tried hundreds of methods but just wasn't able to do the job. He finally went to his best friend and asked for
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