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1. Fishing on the lake (5/8/2010)
    A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down both eminent warriors were struggling help
2. High military ranks (5/8/2010)
    When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough. That's the only way to command respect in the Army, his friends said. So Reggie did
3. An inferiority complex (5/8/2010)
    Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: I have an inferiority complex. Nothing I can do for you, said the doc. In the Army privates don't have an i
4. Army fitness report (5/8/2010)
    British Military Officer Fitness Reports The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports
5. Impressing the others (5/8/2010)
    A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan. He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitt
6. Lets see the world (5/8/2010)
    Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. What made you join the Army? asked one. Well, I read one of the posters that said: Join the Army and see the world! And
7. Soldiers in Heaven (5/8/2010)
    Little Willie asked his mother: Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven? Of course they do! protested his mother. What makes you ask? There are so many soldier
8. Become more effective (5/8/2010)
    The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A sergeant reported thoughtfully: Sir, I just discovered something
9. Bring some more ammo (5/8/2010)
    The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The private exclaimed plaintively: Sir, I think I am going to com
10. Brag about parents (5/8/2010)
    An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps? Yes, said the Navy brat. My dad h
11. Murphys Combat Laws (5/8/2010)
    Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fires - won't. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pi
12. Chinese plane crash (5/8/2010)
    [i]Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology fro
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