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Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!


Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander

Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth

Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how 'bout you..?

Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn


QMOW: Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts.

NAV: Exec we're heading for shallow water.

EXEC: Captain, we're running out of water.

CAPT: What, no water, ...very well, secure the showers.

[Tag]:Submarine humor & fun
[Time]:5/8/2010
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