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A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, Halt, who goes there?

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, General Wheeler.

I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield.

The general said, Drive on!

The sentry said, Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker.

The general repeated, I'm telling you, son, drive on!

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?

[Tag]:Soldier stands guard
[Time]:5/8/2010
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