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1. Ashamed Soldier (1/18/2011)
   Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter.
2. Tribute to the Marines (5/8/2010)
    A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world . . . * United States Marine Corps Bir
3. Choose a punishment (5/8/2010)
    Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay, said the off
4. Painting shows it all (5/8/2010)
    At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. What a great realist that painter is! he exclaimed. What painter? The one that paint
5. New chemical warfare (5/8/2010)
    An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L,
6. Flying near Athens (5/8/2010)
    As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: What's that stuff on those hills? Just snow, replied the stewardess. Tha
7. Military Christmas (5/8/2010)
    'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As enem
8. How far to the town? (5/8/2010)
    A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing for water and rest, were impati
9. New officer efficiency (5/8/2010)
    These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers). Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Got into th
10. Physical training job (5/8/2010)
    The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers. I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he we
11. Convince these students (5/8/2010)
    An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the VOLAR. But the culminating point of his oration was greeted w
12. Speak more precisely (5/8/2010)
    Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. My sergeants are wonderful, said one soldier. I wish I could say the same abou
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