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1. Sleeping Pills (5/27/2009)
   Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
2. Problem with gas (5/27/2009)
   little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, `Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.
3. The doctor lives downstairs (5/27/2009)
   He surveyed her from head to foot. `Madam,` he said at length, `I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds.
4. I hung him up to dry (4/24/2009)
   Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom.
5. Get to the hospital (3/5/2009)
   An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused.
6. Just as old (3/5/2009)
   One old person complained to the doctor that his right ear was giving him trouble; he couldn't hear.
7. A young man going to die (1/15/2009)
   Doctor rushed to the hangers, shouted: `Put the medical kits to me quickly !` `What's the matter, Dad?` Asked his daughter with the panic.
8. How is the High temperature (12/9/2008)
   Champion athlete is suffering from a cold bed, he wanted to know how is about his fever. `How is the High temperature, doctor?` He would like to know.
9. He can make a new hole (11/26/2008)
   There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists, proctologists, any place you got a hole, there’s a guy who specializes in your hole.
10. What Did The Doctor Say? (11/26/2008)
   A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, `Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress.
11. Monsters Under Joe's Bed (11/26/2008)
   Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep.
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