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1. Letters from charities (5/9/2010)
    I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money. The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer's group. Funny though, they forgot to
2. Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. [b]Doctor:[/b] How do you feel? [b]Patient:[/b] A little down in the mouth.
3. How much will this cost me? (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] How much to have this tooth pulled? [b]Dentist:[/b] $100.00. [b]Patient:[/b] $100.00 for just a few minutes work? [b]Dentist:[/b] Well, I can e
4. The prison hospital (5/9/2010)
    [b]Prisoner:[/b] Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of
5. Benefits of having Alzheimers disease (5/9/2010)
    5. You never have to watch reruns on television. 4. You are always meeting new people. 3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.
6. What should I do then? (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? [b]Doctor:[/b] Sell!
7. Is she feeling any better? (5/9/2010)
    [b]Doctor:[/b] Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? [b]Nurse:[/b] No change yet.
8. I have good news and bad news (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? [b]Doctor:[/b] You've had an accident involving a bus. [b]Patient:[/b] What happened? [b]Doctor:[/b]
9. A defending attorney (5/9/2010)
   A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asked, Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse? No, the coroner
10. Senior Thesis (5/9/2010)
   A group of senior citizens were exchanging complaints about their ailments. My arm is so weak that I can hardly hold this coffee cup. Yes, I know. My catara
11. Wrong arm of the law (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articl
12. Bulimic Bachelor Party (5/9/2010)
   How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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