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1. Will this operation hurt me at all? (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient (to cosmetic surgeon):[/b] Will it hurt me, doctor? [b]Surgeon:[/b] Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
2. The results of the X-ray (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show? [b]Doctor:[/b] Absolutely nothing!
3. A man with a glass eye is here to see you (5/9/2010)
    [b]Nurse:[/b] Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. [b]Doctor:[/b] What does he call his other eye?
4. Can I play the piano once these are off? (5/9/2010)
    A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. Doctor, says the man excitedly and dramati
5. A doctor is complaining to a mechanic (5/9/2010)
    A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care. Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the s
6. I want to lose some weight (5/9/2010)
    A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. [b]John:[/b] How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? [b]Doctor:[/b] Of course! Cu
7. People are ignoring me (5/9/2010)
    A patient walks into a doctor's office. [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, people ignore me. [b]Doctor:[/b] Next!
8. Will I live any longer? (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? [b]Doctor:[/b] Not really. It will just seem longer.
9. Bad temper problem (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. [b]Doctor:[/b] Tell me about your problem. [b]P
10. An invisible man is here to see you (5/9/2010)
    [b]Nurse:[/b] Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. [b]Doctor:[/b] Tell him I can't see him now. Next.
11. I cant find the cause of your pain (5/9/2010)
    As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking. In that case,
12. Would you please do me a favor? (5/9/2010)
    A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams
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