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1. Im gaining weight doctor (5/9/2010)
    [b]Trish:[/b] My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor. [b]Doctor:[/b] You should diet. [b]Trish:[/b] Really? What color?
2. My wife is beating me (5/9/2010)
    [b]David:[/b] My wife beats me, doctor. [b]Doctor:[/b] Oh dear. How often? [b]David:[/b] Every time we play Scrabble!
3. The bad and the worse news (5/9/2010)
    A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face. [b]Doctor:[/b] Well, I have some bad news and s
4. My son swallowed the can opener (5/9/2010)
    [b]Mrs. Smith:[/b] Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! [b]Doctor:[/b] Don't panic. He'll be alright. [b]Mrs. Smith:[/b] But how do I ope
5. Did you ever have this before? (5/9/2010)
    [b]Doctor:[/b] Have you ever had this before? [b]Patient:[/b] Yes. [b]Doctor:[/b] Well, you've got it again!
6. Ive got good and bad (5/9/2010)
    This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first? [b]Pat
7. We need to help these people (5/9/2010)
    A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. [b]Doctor:[/b] We need to get these people to a hospital now! [b]Nurse:[/b] What is it? [b]Doctor
8. Did you take the patients temperature? (5/9/2010)
    [b]Doctor:[/b] Did you take the patient's temperature? [b]Nurse:[/b] No. Is it missing?
9. I have bad and very bad news (5/9/2010)
    [b]Doctor:[/b] I have some bad news and some very bad news. [b]Patient:[/b] Well, might as well give me the bad news first. [b]Doctor:[/b] The lab called wi
10. Do you have a solution? (5/9/2010)
    A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
11. Preventive medicine belief (5/9/2010)
    [b]Mary:[/b] My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. [b]Doctor:[/b] Oh, really? [b]Mary:[/b] Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take i
12. Get a heart transplant (5/9/2010)
    A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. Excuse me, he said, have you lost something? No, replie
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