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1. Put me into a fighting mood (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?
2. I think I need a pair of glasses (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, I think I need glasses. [b]Teller:[/b] You certainly do! This is a bank.
3. I would like to havea second opinion (5/9/2010)
    A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. [b]Doctor:[/b] Your tonsils gotta come out. [b]Patient:[/b] I wanna second opinion. [
4. Doctor, should I file my nails? (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, should I file my nails? [b]Doctor:[/b] No! Throw them away like everybody else.
5. Problems remembering (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything! [b]Doctor:[/b] So, since when did you have this problem? [b]Patient:[/b]
6. The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients (5/9/2010)
    1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. 2. B
7. Driving exams worry me (5/9/2010)
    [b]Liz:[/b] I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! [b]Doctor:[/b] Don't worry about it. You'll pass eventually. [b]Liz:[/b] I'm the examiner!
8. Youre in great health (5/9/2010)
    [b]Doctor:[/b] You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty. [b]Patient:[/b] But, doctor, I am 80 right now. [b]Doctor:[/b] See, what did I tell you.
9. What is your problem? (5/9/2010)
    [b]Doctor:[/b] What seems to be the trouble? [b]Patient:[/b] Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. [b]Doctor:[/b] What seems to b
10. Help me with my hair doctor (5/9/2010)
    [b]Patient:[/b] My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? [b]Doctor:[/b] A shoebox.
11. Does it hurt when you do this? (5/9/2010)
    [b]Doctor:[/b] Does it hurt when you do this? [b]Patient:[/b] Yes. [b]Doctor:[/b] Well, don't do that.
12. We are the best of friends (5/9/2010)
    The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would l
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