Keep off the Grass.
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Keep off the Grass

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair
styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing
strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute
appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed
that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that
read, Keep off the grass.
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient's dressing, which said, Sorry, had to mow the lawn.
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