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New Drugs for Men

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs
oriented towards improving the
performance of men in today's society.
DIRECTRA - A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused
72 percent of them to stop and ask for directions when they got lost, compared
to a control group where only 0.2 percent asked for directions.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
actually finish a household repair
project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to
perform more child-care tasks-especially cleaning up spills and little
accidents.
COmpLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered
this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested
to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a
sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking
this drug for only two days. Still to be seen:
whether the drug can be continued for a period longer thanyour favorites
store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.
Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S.
presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn
off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
CAPAGRA - Caused test subjects to become
uncharacteristically fastidious about lowering toilet seats and replacing
toothpaste caps. Subjects on higher doses were seen dusting furniture.
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test
group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people.
Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into special prosecutors.
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when they are asked
about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and
Presidential Strength versions.
[Tag]:New Drugs for Men
[Time]:5/9/2010
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