You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if....
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You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if...

昚our immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden.
昚ou have delusions of being an emergency doctor.
昑he EMS guys think your name is the Coffee Mate.
昚ou tell the doctors and nurses that you don't get paid anything to do this
and they look at you like you抮e some kind of a freak.
昚our idea of a good time is a full code at shift change.
昑he EMS guys refer to you as the pain in the ass that got in my way when I
was bringing in a code!
昚our idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat.
昚our favorite colors are green, white and red, even though you are not
Italian.
昚our favorite thing is to take orders from medical students.
昚ou have recurring nightmares about being knocked to the floor and run over
by a portable X-ray machine.
[Tag]:You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if...
[Time]:5/9/2010
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