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You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...

昚our favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
旸iscussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
昚ou think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
昚ou get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the
nicest restaurants.
昚ou believe the waiting room should be equipped with a Valium fountain.
昚ou say to yourself great veins when looking at complete strangers.
昚ou believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, Boy it is
quiet around here.
昚ou have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the Eternal Care
Unit.
昚ou have ever had a patient say, But I'm not pregnant, I can't be
pregnant. How can I be having a baby?
昚ou have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say I have no
idea how that got stuck in there.
昚our most common assessment question is what changed tonight to make it an
emergency after 6 (hours, days, weeks, months, and years)?
[Tag]:You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...
[Time]:5/9/2010
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