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1. Drowning Lawyer (5/9/2010)
   How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head.
2. Screw her (5/9/2010)
   Two divorce lawyers were having drinks in a lounge after a grueling day in the courts. In walks the most stunning woman either of the lawyers had seen in a lo
3. Frozen chickens (5/9/2010)
   Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant? Defendant: No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens.
4. That long (5/9/2010)
   Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you a
5. The Spelling Test (5/9/2010)
   Three people arrive at the gates of heaven and St. Peter greeted them. Welcome to Heaven. We have simplified the process of admission, and all you need to do
6. The Priest (5/9/2010)
   After a long life, dutifully serving his parishioners, the elderly priest died. He found himself in Heaven, where he was warmly greeted by St. Peter. Welcome,
7. Methuselah (5/9/2010)
   A prominent young lawyer died on his way to court, and found himself before the gates of Heaven. When he arrived, a chorus of angels appeared, singing in his
8. A Marriage Made In Heaven (5/9/2010)
   A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heaven, they approached St. Peter. My fiance an
9. Bad name (5/9/2010)
   The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name.
10. 3 judges (5/9/2010)
   The outlook for the New Jersey economy is so bad that the mob just laid off 3 judges.
11. The truth (5/9/2010)
   One juror overheard saying to another...You'll notice that neither the prosecutor or defense attorney swore to tell the truth!
12. Lawyer is lying (5/9/2010)
   How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
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