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1. 20 of them (5/9/2010)
   A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a s
2. End of the discussion (5/9/2010)
   Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. Look, said one, let's be honest with each other. Okay, you first, replied the other. That was the end of th
3. Consultation (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and a
4. Misinformed (5/9/2010)
   A priest settled into a chair in a lawyer's office. Is it true, said the Priest, that your firm does not charge members of the clergy? I'm afraid you're misin
5. 2 plus 2 (5/9/2010)
   A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked How much is 2 plus 2? The housewife replies: Four! The accountant says: I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me
6. 193 years old (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter
7. First pick (5/9/2010)
   Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got first pick.
8. Fairy tales (5/9/2010)
   Humpty Dumpy, the tooth fairy, an old' drunk and an honest attorney are all walking down the street together. Simultaneously, they each spot a one hundred dol
9. Contract Lawyers (5/9/2010)
   How many contract lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? WHEREAS, the party of the first part, also known as Lawyer, and the party of the second par
10. Appeal at once (5/9/2010)
   A plaintiff lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the jury came back with its
11. Lawyer and a Catfish (5/9/2010)
   What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
12. Witness (5/9/2010)
   You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background, sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. If I wasn't under oat
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