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1. MORE AMAZINGLY REAL EXTRACTS FROM AMERICAN COURTRO (5/9/2010)
   1Are you married? No, I'm divorced. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A lot of things I didn't know about. 2Mrs. Jones, is your appearanc
2. A STRANGE STORY (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer. The inscri
3. THE SNAKE AND THE RABBIT (5/9/2010)
   A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the point where the pathways meet. They immediate
4. A PIED PIPER VARIATION (5/9/2010)
   A man was looking around a small gift shop when he came across an amazingly ugly statue of a rat. As he was staring at this statue, the shopkeeper came up to
5. HOW LONG HAVE I GOT LEFT? (5/9/2010)
   A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked Give it to me straight. How long have I got? The physician replied that he doubted that hi
6. THE SMALL TOWN WITNESS (5/9/2010)
   A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones,
7. PAYING THEIR RESPECTS (5/9/2010)
   An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell.
8. WEST VIRGINIA (5/9/2010)
   Two West Virginia lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life. One
9. TRUST ME... IM A LAWYER (5/9/2010)
   Lawyer: Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence. Judge: And what is the nature of the new evidence? Lawyer: Judge,
10. INTERVIEW TECHNIQUES (5/9/2010)
   An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed f
11. The National Institutes of Health (5/9/2010)
   The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys.
12. Screwing some one (5/9/2010)
   There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer. So
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