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1. With the door (5/9/2010)
   A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking alo
2. The Preachers Mower: (5/9/2010)
   A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawnmower down the street With a For Sale sign on it. A man stopped him asked if the mower would run. The boy told h
3. Alligator (5/9/2010)
   A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, Do you serve lawyers here? Sure do, replied the bartender. Good, said the man. Give me a
4. A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said There m
5. A MISCALCULATION AT THE PEARLY GATES (5/9/2010)
   Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, We've been waiting a long time for you. What
6. A defendant (5/9/2010)
   A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. If I lose this case, I'll be ruined! It's in the judge's hands now, said the
7. A MOST UNUSUAL DEFENCE (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling article
8. QUICKFIRE LAWYER GAGS (5/9/2010)
   1Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips move 2Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There
9. ARRIVING AT THE PEARLY GATES (5/9/2010)
   Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day. The P
10. ON HEARING THE NEWS (5/9/2010)
   A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. Is Mr. Spenser there? asked the client on
11. THE YOUNG ATTORNEY ON VACATION (5/9/2010)
   For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's
12. A ROMANTIC AT HEART (5/9/2010)
   A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envelopes wit
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