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1. Frustrated (5/9/2010)
   A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at the judge's or
2. Practising Law (5/9/2010)
   Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No
3. Right? (5/9/2010)
   Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls?
4. Disco (5/9/2010)
   Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? A:
5. Bofore or After (5/9/2010)
   Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident. A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
6. Accident (5/9/2010)
   Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
7. Upset (5/9/2010)
   Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, Where am I, Cathy? Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Su
8. Forty-five years (5/9/2010)
   Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years
9. Moment of impact (5/9/2010)
   Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
10. Date of birth (5/9/2010)
   Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year.
11. Ducks gay dirty court judge Jokes (5/9/2010)
   Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand. What is your name? he asked. Quack. the duck answered. And why were you arrested
12. Nuclear weapons (5/9/2010)
   Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw
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