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1. Draw (5/9/2010)
   A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time, robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, DEAD or
2. Accurate (5/9/2010)
   George and Harry set out in a trans-Atlantic hot air balloon race. After 37 hours in the air and appearing lost, George offers, We had better lose some altitu
3. Choose (5/9/2010)
   Your attorney and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save one of them. Do you: (1) have lunch? or (2) go to a movie?
4. Flood (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, I'm here 'cause my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire
5. Jury Trial (5/9/2010)
   A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial. Jury trial, the defendant replied. Do you understand the difference? asked the judge. Sure,
6. Enough (5/9/2010)
   A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. Is Mr. Smith there??asked the client on t
7. Gang Robbers (5/9/2010)
   A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to esca
8. Cocktail Party (5/9/2010)
   A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.The doctor mumbled s
9. Street (5/9/2010)
   A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:Was walking down the street and saw you on t
10. Rolex (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, I love my BMW, I love my BMW. Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a t
11. Senator (5/9/2010)
   What do you call a judge gone badly? Senator.
12. Good Lawyer (5/9/2010)
   What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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