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1. Did you make a donation? (5/9/2010)
   At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn´t made a contribution. This guy
2. An honest lawyer (5/9/2010)
   An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel,
3. I just managed to settle an account! (5/9/2010)
   A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night.`Dad, listen,` he shouted, `I?ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.`
4. A love for material goods (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, `I love my BMW, I love my BMW.` Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a t
5. Want to go into space? (5/9/2010)
   NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engine
6. Brain transplant (5/9/2010)
   `How can I ever thank you?` gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.`My dear woman,` Darrow replied
7. Get money to heaven (5/9/2010)
   A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, `You can?t take it with
8. Some last minute requests (5/9/2010)
   A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, `Give it to me straight. How long have I got?` The physician replied that he doubted that t
9. DNA (5/9/2010)
   `I have good news and bad news,` a defense attorney told his client. `First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the sa
10. Minister & a lawyer (5/9/2010)
   A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party. `What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?` the minister asked. `Try to fix it if it´s big; ignore
11. Endangered meal (5/9/2010)
   The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. After plead
12. Bastard son (5/9/2010)
   For three straight years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, several times per year. During his last visit he´d
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