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1. Leaving money for the dead (5/9/2010)
   A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, `In my
2. Who owns the cows? (5/9/2010)
   After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went to his father and asked if he might be given a desk in the co
3. What is two plus two? (5/9/2010)
   An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed fir
4. When you know you must really be drunk (5/9/2010)
   A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another
5. I want to take money with me (5/9/2010)
   As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called fo
6. Free advice at social affairs? (5/9/2010)
   A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his u
7. What is the oldest profession? (5/9/2010)
   A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, `Remem
8. What is his occupation? (5/9/2010)
   A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. `Tim, you be first,` she said. `What does your mother do all day?`Tim stood up a
9. Are you talking to me? (5/9/2010)
   At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. `Isn´t it true,` he bellowed, `that you accepted five thousand
10. Lawyers on a flight (5/9/2010)
   An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing
11. Can I take his place? (5/9/2010)
   An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake u
12. Free haircuts (5/9/2010)
   A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, `you do God?s work.` The next morning the
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