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1. Steal from lawyers (5/9/2010)
   Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on recent burglaries.`Didja get anything on that last heist?` Jack asked.`Nuttin´
2. Seashore with family (5/9/2010)
   A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. `Darling, it was just a shark,` assur
3. Get away with murder (5/9/2010)
   Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: `I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years`Herman: `Hmm. I killed a man, and I´m here for 3 days`Geo
4. Tell the whole truth (5/9/2010)
   You seem to be in some distress,´ said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?´`Well, your Honour,´ said the witness, `I swo
5. Who handles cases? (5/9/2010)
   Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the desk of the senior member of the firm.`If you&acu
6. Ask your question (5/9/2010)
   One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair, unaware that its rear
7. What should they get? (5/9/2010)
   Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:`A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go t
8. Japan is in trouble (5/9/2010)
   Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan´s well-oiled economic machine. It´s only a mater of time before that powerful
9. From another planet (5/9/2010)
   NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo´s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled that a defendant can´t show up for trial wearing fur
10. Arguing effectively (5/9/2010)
   How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and stee
11. Question and answer jokes (5/9/2010)
   Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?A: Cut the rope.Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?A: Take your foot off his head.Q: Do you know how to save
12. I want to appeal a case (5/9/2010)
   Lawyer: `Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.`Judge: `And what is the nature of the new evidence?`Lawyer: `Judge,
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