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1. Fight to win a case (5/9/2010)
   A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the cli
2. Stupid attorneys (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.`I locked my keys in my sports car!` said the nervous lawyer.`No problem, I should be there in about an hour
3. Light bulb lawyers (5/9/2010)
   Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your l
4. Who would steal? (5/9/2010)
   The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, `I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!`The
5. Drinking too much (5/9/2010)
   A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another
6. A cold winter night (5/9/2010)
   Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter´s night.He entered the local general
7. Big ethical dilemma (5/9/2010)
   Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100
8. Helping a criminal (5/9/2010)
   When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking t
9. Offer legal advice (5/9/2010)
   Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor, `You are to confer with
10. Give him an orange (5/9/2010)
   One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, `Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?` The st
11. Short legal laughs (5/9/2010)
   What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where can you get more?3. Do you have anything you can sell? Q: How
12. Newest horror movie (5/9/2010)
   Have you seen the current remake of the movie `Cape Fear?`It´s about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The question is, while w
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