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1. What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra... (5/9/2010)
   What happens when a lawyer takes viagra? They grow taller.
2. It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ... (5/9/2010)
   It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
3. Merry Christmas law (5/9/2010)
   Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low str
4. Learning a lesson (5/9/2010)
   A prominent lawyer´s son dreamed of following in his father´s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home
5. Demise of a partner (5/9/2010)
   One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where sh
6. Halls of Justice (5/9/2010)
   A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn´t start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.Climbing in, he told the driver to take him t
7. History of lawyers (5/9/2010)
   Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, `You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to str
8. Unfit words to hear (5/9/2010)
   A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. `Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,` instructed the
9. Talk to the judge (5/9/2010)
   A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer´s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at the judge&
10. Lawyers on a jury (5/9/2010)
   A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptional
11. Introduce lawyers (5/9/2010)
   `You are a cheat!` shouted the attorney to his opponent.`And you´re a liar!` bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, `Now
12. Legal quotes & quips (5/9/2010)
   When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;When there are too many lawyers, there can be
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