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1. Busload (5/9/2010)
   What is the definition of a shame (as in that's a shame)? When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
2. Bucket (5/9/2010)
   What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of s***? The bucket.
3. Big (5/9/2010)
   What do lawyers and Bullfrogs have in common? Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.
4. Rope (5/9/2010)
   How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
5. Bicycle (5/9/2010)
   If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? It might be your bicycle.
6. Pit bull (5/9/2010)
   What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
7. Creed (5/9/2010)
   Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
8. Doberman (5/9/2010)
   What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
9. Skid (5/9/2010)
   What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog.
10. Tick (5/9/2010)
   What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you when you die.
11. Clients (5/9/2010)
   Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
12. Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? (5/9/2010)
   Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true.
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