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1. Marriege (5/9/2010)
   What's the best way to save a marriage? Go out and price a few divorce lawyers!!!!
2. Still (5/9/2010)
   What do lawyers do when they die? Lie, still!
3. Okay (5/9/2010)
   The devil came to a young lawyer and said, I'll make you a partner in your firm if you give me your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of each of your thre
4. Viagra (5/9/2010)
   Do you know what happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller.
5. Cold (5/9/2010)
   It was so cold last winter... ...I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
6. Santa Claus (5/9/2010)
   Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who
7. Personalities (5/9/2010)
   What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.
8. LIght Bulb (5/9/2010)
   How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
9. Vampire (5/9/2010)
   What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
10. Gigolo (5/9/2010)
   What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
11. Cemetry (5/9/2010)
   Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
12. Ambulances (5/9/2010)
   Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? From chasing parked ambulances.
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