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1. Charitable lawyer (5/9/2010)
   A man doing telephone solicitations for a local charity called up a prominent and wealthy lawyer and asked him for a modest donation. The lawyer became incens
2. Research (5/9/2010)
   Q: Why have scientists begun to use lawyers instead of lab rats for research? A: Two reasons: first, they are more plentiful than rats, second, the researchers
3. Car (5/9/2010)
   After their car broke down on a lonely country road, three men sought a night's shelter at a farmhouse. The farmer, poor but eager to help them, said that he
4. Lawyer and vulture (5/9/2010)
   Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: Wings.
5. Snake (5/9/2010)
   Q. What is the difference between a poisonous snake and a lawyer? A. You can make a pet out of the snake. God probably ran out of molds for weasels when he was
6. Sandwiches (5/9/2010)
   Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. They then produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned
7. Stories (5/9/2010)
   How many lawyer jokes are there? 3, the rest are true stories.
8. Porcupine (5/9/2010)
   What's the difference between a Porcupine, and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it? A Porcupine has pricks on the outside.
9. Because (5/9/2010)
   Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep? Because deep down, they're really good people.
10. Bury (5/9/2010)
   Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Dogs would bury them.
11. Another (5/9/2010)
   What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell? Another lawyer.
12. Nothing (5/9/2010)
   What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.
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