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1. The Reply (5/9/2010)
   After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, Mrs. Packard -- after you put the arsenic in t
2. Assignment (5/9/2010)
   A recent admittee to the bar accepted a job at a prestigious law firm in Los Angeles. Many law firms competed for the new attorney because of his top class ra
3. Commandments (5/9/2010)
   While summing up the State's case against the alleged despicable conduct of the defendant, the Prosecutor addressed the jury, Ladies and gentlemen -- all I ca
4. Prosecutors name (5/9/2010)
   An attorney ran over to the office of his client. I can't believe it! said the angered attorney; You sent a case of Dom Paragon to the judge in your case? Tha
5. Guilty (5/9/2010)
   In questioning potential jurors for an upcoming trial the Judge inquired, Is there any reason why any of you cannot see this trial through to its conclusion?
6. Judgment (5/9/2010)
   The prostitute's lawyer addressed the court first, Your Honor, my client, this lady here, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot surrounded by a p
7. Trial (5/9/2010)
   Having been propositioned by a well-defined and uptown prostitute one evening, a successful single gentleman agreed to have consensual sex with the young lady
8. Electrician (5/9/2010)
   After an electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's home he handed him the bill. Four hundred dollars! For an hour's work? cried the a
9. Im OK (5/9/2010)
   An Amish man named Samuel was injured when a car at an intersection struck him and his horse. Samuel sued the driver of the car. In court, he was cross-examin
10. Riding alone (5/9/2010)
   A judge was riding horses one day with a young lawyer friend. They came upon an open stretch of country and noticed a hangman's noose hanging from a tree, sol
11. Chief Justice (5/9/2010)
   The Chief Justice of an Appellate Court invited the newly appointed Justice over for dinner. During the meal, the new appointee, Justice Johnson, couldn't hel
12. Steep (5/9/2010)
   A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. $50.00 for three questions, replied the lawyer. Isn't that kind of steep?? asked the
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