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1. The first profession (5/9/2010)
   A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The doctor said, It must have been a doctor. Who else could
2. The heart of the matter (5/9/2010)
   A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly
3. The lawyer & the dead man (5/9/2010)
   A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer, doctor and clergyman - at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He mad
4. The lawyer who was too big to bury (5/9/2010)
   Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body? They gave him an enema and
5. The teacher, the thief & the lawyer (5/9/2010)
   A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is o
6. Trampoline vs. lawyer (5/9/2010)
   Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
7. Judges deliberations on a paternity suit (5/9/2010)
   Everyone in the courtroom waited with great anticipation as the judge, ensconced in his chambers, considered the evidence in the widely publicized paternity s
8. Broke (5/9/2010)
   What do you call an honest lawyer? Broke.
9. IQ (5/9/2010)
   Q. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? A. Your Honour
10. Can i sue for that? (5/9/2010)
   Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? Yes, Bubba, sure is true.
11. Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (5/9/2010)
   IT WAS SO COLD THIS MORNING I SAW A LAWYER WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS OWN POCKETS.
12. Never judge a book by the cover (5/9/2010)
   A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering that beat. He stopp
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