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1. Ounces of brain for sale (5/9/2010)
   A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offe
2. Excess billing hours (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. B
3. Rules for hunting lawyers (5/9/2010)
   [b]Washington state attorney season and bag limits[/b]1300.01 GENERAL1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorn
4. Consultation fees (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer´s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer´s office and asks, `if a
5. Actual stupid questions asked (5/9/2010)

The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.

Now doctor, isn´t it true that when a person dies
6. Marriage Made In Heaven (5/9/2010)
   A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate.
7. Tickets, Please (5/9/2010)
   Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. Whe
8. Which Would You Rather Operate On? (5/9/2010)
   Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, `I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when y
9. Punishment (5/9/2010)
   A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter wit
10. Roadkill (5/9/2010)
   A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along
11. Top Ten Dirty Lawyer Sayings (5/9/2010)
   The top ten things that sound dirty in law (but aren´t!) 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let´s do it
12. A Cruise (5/9/2010)
   There was a lawyner, a priest, and a class of children. They were all on a cruise. A couple of days later the ship hits a iceberg and it begins to sink. So the
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