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1. Strange (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, `Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.`The inscrib
2. Honesty (5/9/2010)
   An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an i
3. Translation troubles (5/9/2010)
   A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an
4. Ticket Please (5/9/2010)
    Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy
5. Changes In Hell (5/9/2010)
    An engineer died and was mistakenly sent to hell. Fairly quickly, he had redesigned the place. Hell cooled down considerably thanks to the air conditioning he
6. Spineless Roadkill (5/9/2010)
   What´s the difference between a lawyer and a snake? When you run over a snake, you don´t back up to make sure it´s dead.
7. 2 People In One Grave? (5/9/2010)
   A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl´s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl a
8. Lawyer Fees Are Ridiculous! (5/9/2010)
   At the conclusion of the trial, the jury found the defendant Howard Smokey not guilty. His lawyer congratulated him, then handed him a bill. Mr. Smokey looked a
9. Even Pigs Have Standards (5/9/2010)
    A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said `There
10. I Would Have Given More Had I Known... (5/9/2010)
   A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, `What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?` The lawyer thought a moment, then said
11. Men Unite (5/9/2010)
    How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Bec
12. What type of tracks? (5/9/2010)
   Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be de
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