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1. Lessons for Lawyers (5/9/2010)
   What educational programs should the United States support to alleviate the burgeoning U.S.-Japan trade imbalance? Japanese language lessons for lawyers.
2. Thats not an attorney! -- Thats God. (5/9/2010)
   A judge of some thirty years passed away unexpectedly. Upon his passing he as greeted by an angel who explained he was there to guide the judge to heaven. The
3. Punishment? (5/9/2010)
   A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter w
4. Stick (5/9/2010)
   What's the difference between a stork and an attorney? One can stick its bill up its ass, the other one should.
5. Great (5/9/2010)
   A man walks into a bar with an alligator. Do you serve lawyers in here?? the man inquires. Sure do!?replied the bartender. Great! said the man. I'll have a Coo
6. Sorry Sister (5/9/2010)
   A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys he found walking along side of the highway. One day as he was driving along he came across
7. True (5/9/2010)
   How many lawyer jokes are there? Just two ... all the rest are true.
8. Kidney (5/9/2010)
   A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. I will grant you three wishes, said the genie. But ther
9. Same Service (5/9/2010)
   Why does the Bar prohibit lawyers from having sex with their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
10. Caterer (5/9/2010)
   What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer.
11. THE FEMALE (5/9/2010)
   A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summerhouse in the country where he retreated for several weeks every year. Each summer, the lawyer would invite
12. Degenerate (5/9/2010)
   After his motion to surprises evidence was denied by the court the angered attorney spoke up, Your Honor, he said, what would you do if I called you a stupid,
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