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1. Space photography (5/9/2010)
    The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have h
2. Whats your wifes name? (5/9/2010)
    St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates? he asks one of the
3. Trying to be impressive (5/9/2010)
    A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the d
4. Hows business? (5/9/2010)
    Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night. How business? asked the first. Rotten, replied the other. Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty miles
5. Lawyers personal injury (5/9/2010)
    A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. I'm an attor
6. Youve changed my mind (5/9/2010)
    Lawyer: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car? Client: After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I抦
7. Heres your fee schedule (5/9/2010)
    A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule. Alright, the lawyer says looking through his papers. You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each
8. The devils offer (5/9/2010)
    The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. I can arrange some things for you, the devil said. I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partne
9. Lawyers give irrelevant information (5/9/2010)
    Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for day
10. Solving a dispute (5/9/2010)
    Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, Oh, look! A nut! The second squirrel jumped on it and said, It
11. Thats a real bargain (5/9/2010)
    A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. Only a shi
12. You wont go to jail (5/9/2010)
    A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, Don worr
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