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1. I cant remember (5/9/2010)
   Q. What is your brother-in-law's name? A. Borofkin. Q. What's his first name? A. I can't remember. Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't re
2. Why i was doing an utopsy? (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr.Edgington at the Rose Chapel? Pathologist: It was in the evening. The autopsy s
3. What did you see? (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: And what did you see when the defendant pulled down his pants? Witness: It looked like a penis, only smaller.
4. Need a new lawyer (5/9/2010)
    Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. When the prosecutors see your lawyer, t
5. Knowing the facts (5/9/2010)
    [i]The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.[/i] At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exac
6. Advice from lawyers (5/9/2010)
    George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drift
7. Youre a lawyer if (5/9/2010)
    You Might Be A Lawyer If.... You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long. Y
8. Keep that a secret (5/9/2010)
    After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised
9. Is there a way to thank you? (5/9/2010)
    How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. My dear woman, Darrow replied, ever since the Phoenicians
10. Were you ever arrested? (5/9/2010)
    A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: Have you ever been arrested? He answered no to the question. The next question, intend
11. Lawyers club (5/9/2010)
    A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escap
12. I suppose I earned enough (5/9/2010)
    An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney office as his lawyer handed him his will. Your estate is very complex, s
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