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1. Lumbar region (5/9/2010)
   Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
2. Yes sir (5/9/2010)
   Q. Were you acquainted with the deceased? A. Yes, sir. Q. Before or after he died?
3. All on dead people (5/9/2010)
   Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.
4. Ex-widow said it (5/9/2010)
   Q. And who is this person you are speaking of? A. My ex-widow said it.
5. Attached to the ears. (5/9/2010)
   Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears? A. No. Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears? A. Picking them up in the air. Q. Where was the dog at this time? A.
6. I must banish (5/9/2010)
   THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.
7. When i go to work (5/9/2010)
   Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
8. Did he kill you? (5/9/2010)
   Q. What happened then? A. He told me, he says, I have to kill you because you can identify me. Q. Did he kill you? A. No.
9. He couldnt pronunciate his words (5/9/2010)
   Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence? A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words.
10. He should be present (5/9/2010)
   Prospective Juror: Judge, I would like to be excused from jury duty because my wife is about to become pregnant. Attorney: Judge, he doesn't mean his wife is a
11. Who is your lawyer (5/9/2010)
   The Court: Who is your lawyer? Defendant: Do I have to expose him? The Court; Well, certainly. Defendant: Jehovah. The Court: Joe Who? Defendant: Jehovah. The C
12. Any other questions? (5/9/2010)
   Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer. Judge: And why is that? Defendant: Because my lawyer isn't interested in my case. Judge (to lawyer):
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