Lawyer Jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes.
Navigation: Home > Lawyer Jokes > listings:
   Lawyer Jokes
1. Over the injury (5/9/2010)
   Independent Medical Examiner: It may be both. And we have a phrase for that in the orthopedic community, green poultice treatment. Attorney: What does that mea
2. Both? (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Could that be based on real symptoms, or would it be malingering, or both?
3. With a nurse (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Doctor, what treatment did you give this man? Doctor: I cleansed the wound, sutured it, and put him to bed with a nurse.
4. She was really good (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: How did you happen to go to Dr. Cheney? Witness: Well a gal down the road had several of her children by Dr. Cheney, and she said he was really good.
5. Whats the purpose? (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Your honor, may we approach the bench? Judge: What's the purpose? We have no jury. Attorney: Oh, I'm sorry, I--that's my favorite line, sir.
6. Defendant (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Are you the husband of the defendant? I mean of the plaintiff? Witness: I'm the wife. Attorney: You're not working for the defendant, are you? Witness
7. Were you driving? (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Were you alone in the car? Witness: Yes. Attorney: Were you driving?
8. Stairs went down (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? Witness: Yes. Attorney: And these stairs that went down to the basement, did they go up also?
9. Discovery (5/9/2010)
   Attorney General: Would the Court like me to put a very brief statement on the record about the discovery that was made today? Judge: No. Defense Attorney: No
10. Never specified (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Wasn't this dog your favorite dog? Weren't you the favorite of the dog? Witness: He never specified that. He never related that to me.
11. Can you describe it? (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: You don't know what it was, and you don't know what it looked like,but can you describe it? Witness: No.
12. Fair (5/9/2010)
   Q. What is your name? A. Ernestine McDowell. Q. And what is your marital status? A. Fair.
Page: First [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] Last
[Friends]: 1. Google 2. Yahoo 3. iPhone Wallpapers 4. Free Auto Classifieds 5. Funny Jokes 6. Auto Classifieds | More...