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1. I Have To Sleep With What? (5/9/2010)
   Chicago sent its police chief, fire chief, and city attorney to a municipal management conference in Indiana. While driving through a rural area, their car br
2. By death (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? Witness: By death. Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?
3. Thats me (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture? Witness: That's me. Attorney: Were you present when that picture was taken?
4. What were you doing at that time? (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Do you know how far you are pregnant now? Witness: I'll be three months on November 8. Attorney: Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8?
5. Too critical to answer (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? Attorney: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? Attorney: Were you alone or by yo
6. Until the next morning (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until
7. Did you ever stay (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Did you ever stay all night with Mr. Jones in New York? Witness: I refuse to answer that question. Attorney: Did you ever stay all night with Mr. Jone
8. Too silly (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
9. I understand (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Now, Officer, besides the flushed face, the weaving motion, the staggering gait, and the odor of alcohol emitting from his breath, did you notice an
10. It is part of my job (5/9/2010)
   Defendant: How can you sentence an innocent man to prison? Judge: It is part of my job.
11. Four times (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: Mrs. Smith, do you believe you are emotionally stable? Witness: I used to be. Attorney: How many times have you committed suicide? Witness: Four times
12. None (5/9/2010)
   Attorney: So you were gone until you returned? Attorney: She had three children, right? Witness: Yes. Attorney: How many were boys? Witness: None. Attorney: Wer
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