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1. Thirstiness (5/9/2010)
   Judge: You are charged with habitual drunkenness. Have you anything to say in your defense? Defendant: Habitual thirstiness?
2. I think (5/9/2010)
   Defendant: Can I address the court? Judge: Of course. Defendant: If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do? Judge: I'd hold you in contempt and assess
3. How Far Was It? (5/9/2010)
   At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they di
4. Merry Christmas (5/9/2010)
   Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gend
5. Advice From A Lawyer Is Worth.... (5/9/2010)
   George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drif
6. Farmer Johns Mule (5/9/2010)
   Farmer John was injured when a truck hit his pick-up, and he filed a lawsuit against the driver who hit him. When the case went to trial, the truck driver's b
7. The Brass Rat (5/9/2010)
   A man, visiting San Francisco, noticed a musty curio shop, which seemed to be forgotten by time. It seemed very out of place in the busy city. The man's curio
8. Bear With Me.... (5/9/2010)
   A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year at his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Each summer, he would invite friends to come to vis
9. Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawy (5/9/2010)
   昚our lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. 昗hen the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other. 昚our lawyer picks the jury by
10. Hunting Season (5/9/2010)
   Washington State Attorney Season and Bag Limits 1400.01 General 1.Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2.Taking of
11. Do You Serve.... (5/9/2010)
   A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, Do you serve lawyers here? Sure do, said the bartender. Good, replied the m
12. Deer Tracks? (5/9/2010)
   Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely. The first lawyer announced, Those are deer tr
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