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1. Every 18 months (5/9/2010)
   Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as efficient and half as expens
2. Wrestling with a pig (5/9/2010)
   Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig is at home in the mud.
3. Two kinds (5/9/2010)
   There are two kinds of lawyers -- those who know the law and those who know the judge.
4. Bad advice (5/9/2010)
   I hear you lost your court case. Did your lawyer give you bad advice? No. He charged me for it.
5. Every hour (5/9/2010)
   Did you hear about the group of terrorists that hijacked a plane full of lawyers? They called down to ground control with their list of demands, threatening t
6. Fees (5/9/2010)
   How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture? Just say Fees!
7. Eight hours (5/9/2010)
   Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer? You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
8. I was your bookie (5/9/2010)
   Judge: I know you, don't I? Defendant: Uh, yes. Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you? Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you? Judge: Of course, you mig
9. My purse (5/9/2010)
   Defendant: Did you get a good look at me when I allegedly stole your purse? Victim: Yes, I saw you clearly. You are the one who stole my purse. Defendant: I sho
10. Im sorry (5/9/2010)
   Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer. Judge: And why is that? Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case. Judge (to
11. The fight (5/9/2010)
   Lawyer: Tell us about the fight. Witness: I didn't see any fight. Lawyer: Well, tell us what you did see. Witness: I went to a dance at the Turner house, and as
12. Honorable (5/9/2010)
   Judge: Please identify yourself for the record. Defendant: Colonel Ebenezer Jackson. Judge: What does the 'Colonel' stand for? Defendant: Well, it's kind like t
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