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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to
time, robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture,
DEAD or ALIVE! A trigger happy, young, enterprising Texas Ranger decided to
track down the bandit on his own and collect the reward. After a lengthy search,
the Ranger tracked the bandit to his favorite cantina and snuck up behind him.
At the sound of the Ranger's guns cocking and preparing to fire, the surprised
bandit sped around only to see both of the Ranger's six-shooters bearing down on
him. The Ranger announced, You're under arrest! Tell me where you hid the loot
or I'll drop you where you stand, his finger becoming itchy on the trigger.
However, the bandit didn't speak English and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish.
Fortunately for the Ranger, a bilingual lawyer was present in the cantina and
translated the Ranger's demand to the bandit. The terrified bandit blurted out,
in Spanish, that the loot was buried next to an old oak tree behind the cantina.
What did he say, what did he say??the Ranger hurriedly asked. To which the
lawyer replied, Well, the best I can make out he said ... DRAW!
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