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160 Years Old

A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!"
"Congratulations for what?" asks the lawyer.

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter. "We´re celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old."

"But that´s not true," says the lawyer. "I only lived to be forty."

"That´s impossible," says Saint Peter. "We´ve added up your time sheets."
[Tag]:160 Years Old
[Time]:5/9/2010
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