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A lawyer´s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer´s office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog´s owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

<font face=Times New Roman>Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
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[Tag]:Consultation fees
[Time]:5/9/2010
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