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It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of
incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image
of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite
believable.

When it was time for cross-examination though, the husband's lawyer arose and
said, Isn't it true that on the night of June 12, in a driving rainstorm, you
had sexual intercourse with a certain circus midget on the handle bars of a
careening motorcycle as it raced across a private golf course reaching speeds in
excess of seventy-five miles per hour?

She turned pale but retained her remarkable self-control and composure.

Her voice was almost serene in its innocence as she asked, What was that date
again ?
[Tag]:Say That Again
[Time]:5/9/2010
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